Aidee Douglas

I have about a ton of celebrity crushes. Totally lame. I completely love Ellen Degenerates, who doesn’t? If I was gay I would probably be married to Ellen because she is funny and I know we will look good together. I really like Oprah too because she taught me THE life stuff, and Bethany Frankel is my girl, and the list goes on with celebs like Chelsea Lately, Martha Stewart, Alexa Chung, Alexis Stewart, Mika Brzezinski, Olivia Munn, and Chewbacca. I even have a special celeb Vegan list. Pretty much I love anybody, if you write a book, I buy it, read it and then I fall in love with you.

This post is completely ridiculous because those people don’t even know me and I like them and I read and follow their stuff just because they are out there being celebrities and I know its nonsense and lame.

Lately, I’ve been obsessed with Anthony Bourdain. I want his life. I want what he has. I love his writing and his books and his shows. I watch him every day – literally EVERY DAY! He is the typical New Yorker. He has an attitude of total dissatisfaction with the world without actually being unhappy and a curiosity for creating joyful moments around food.

I can tell you what is not joyful, the two girls sitting by me in the cafe I’m at. One word: LOUD!  Everybody around me moved to the other side of the cafe, I would have, but there are no more seats open. I don’t care about their unimportant life and I can be a total bitch and tell them to shit up, but I’d rather go to my happy place and that is when some how I become Antonia Bourdain.

If I can see it in my head that means it’s possible. So watch out world, or should I say, watch out Bourdain because before you know it, I am going to be able to buy an App that transform me to be Bourdain at least for just for one day.

And yeah, I know Anthony is probably the biggest meat eater out there, I don’t care. I know how he feels about Vegans and Vegetarians, he is not perfect and still I like the guy.